One day, likely within a year from now, I will finally be able to write about it and you will understand why. In the meantime, surgery is in two days. … More Oops- Scratch That. The Big Non-Reveal.
But I don’t understand why she is afraid of certain sounds. Farts, for instance.
She will run for cover at any inkling of that hideous sound. … More How I Used A Fart To Control My Chihuahua