Eyeglasses and Dental Work in Los Algodones MEXICO!? Am I Crazy?

This is the true story of my harrowing near-death experience crossing the border at Los Algodones, Mexico.

I mean, it’s Mexico, right? SUPER dangerous! Drugs! Cartel! Guns! Human trafficking!

And you know what? I got caught by the bad guys.

Somehow, they figured out I was an American. I really don’t know how they knew. Once they did, I was a target. Despite my rigorous spy training, they captured me.

I was bound and gagged then locked in a cell. Silly them, I dug my way out through the dirt floor. Thank god I used to do Pilates. Got me right out of there.

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Well, ok. You got me. That’s not really me. I’m not that pretty. Or young. And my boobs aren’t that big.ย 

But then, they found me again, trudging through the desert.

I was pretty tired and dehydrated, but I still managed enough energy to slap them across the face a few times, then bonk them in the head with that pipe in my hand in the photo to the right. ย (There were only two of them) I clean knocked them out.

Then, I jumped the wall (There IS a wall) into the USA without any issues.

Am I kidding?

Of Course, I Am Kidding!

So I just pissed off any naysayers and/or negative nellies who still think Mexico is dangerous and you will die if you go. Too bad, people! ๐Ÿคฃ

This is the type of story many people hold about Mexico. “You’re going to Mexico for DENTAL WORK?? Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND??!! YOU’LL GET BODY SNATCHED. DRUGGED. RAPED. THEY’LL TAKE AN ORGAN WHILE YOU’RE OUT. SERIOUSLY.”

People, I’m here to tell you that Los Algodones Mexico is totally safe. It’s completely Americanized. Stay in the ‘American’ area and you are guaranteed to keep all of your organs.

Or, use this to protect yourself:

Click photo to get one. You’re welcome.

Seriously, I can’t attest to any other areas, but I do have full-time RV’ing friends who are down there now, and all are alive and well. (Well, they are in Baja, Mexico) Guess what? The USA has some cities with high murder rates. All places have bad areas. Los Algodones is clearly not one of them.

During my stay at American Girl Mine Rd, I crossed into Los Algodones Mexico more than once. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes with just Marshall. Had a girlfriend, Becky, who went alone more than once. She made it back alive and with cleaner teeth!

I have other friends, Lauri and Jase, who live in Yuma for a few months out of the year. They cross over all the time to feed friends their favorite taco crawl tacosย or go just eat by themselves.

Went on a crawl with Lauri and Jase (left), John and Becky (right) and new to me buddies, Kym and Kevin.

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Look! We’re having fun in Mexico, but probably are about to get drugged by our food. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Marshall’s folks go to Los Algodones for dental work from Phoenix, along with thousands of other Americans who don’t rely on ‘conventional’ wisdom of “Stay Away From Mexico! It’s Not Safe! Instead, Spend Way Too Much Money On Your Drugs And Teeth And Eyes In The States, You Dumbasses!!”

(If you live more than 150 miles from there, of course, you might not go. Still, for the cost savings of big dental work, a flight and hotel could easily save you hundreds, if not thousands of dollars.)

There are a few general things to know before crossing over to the ‘dark side’.

12 Tips For Going To Los Algodones, Mexico

Bring Your Passport

Hopefully, you just said “duh”, but I figured I had better mention it for those who didn’t. You’ll need it to get back into the USA.

You Don’t Need To ‘Check in’ To Get In

You simply walk through a roundabout. No-one checks on you, you don’t need to show anything. Anyone can enter the country. Arrive EARLY. Weekends are good as the dental places, mostly, aren’t open, so it’s less crowded/less of a line getting back.

Arrive Early, Leave Early

If you want to avoid a long line coming back in, that is. Whether you are walking or driving, there’s going to be a line if you come back after 11 or so. We had like zero wait time when we got back across at around 9:30 or 10. Hell, around 8:30 amย there was already a pretty decently long line of cars.

The day we came back around 11:30 or noon? We had to wait about 45 minutes in line.

I believe they don’t sell alcohol until after 11. Be advised.

I can only attest to walking over, which I recommend over driving. They have spotty places to park, and sure it’s pretty safe there, but I am guessing the chances of your vehicle getting broken into are much higher across the border. Not to mention the insurance issues. You’re supposed to have Mexican auto insurance before crossing.

Parking

There is a BIG secure parking lot on the US side where you can park. It’s right at the border crossing, but there is a fee. $5 per car, RV’s and camper vans $7, 27+ foot motorhome is $12. Parking and the border are only open until 10pm.

Free Parking

On the only road to the border of Los Algodones, there is free parking on the side of that road up to a certain point. What point? The point where you start seeing ‘no parking’ signs on side of the road. There are always cars parked there once the border is open, and the walk isย about 3/4 of a mile.

Quechan Casino Free RV Parking

The Quechan Casino, right off I-8, offers free parking for RV’ers. The walk would be longer from there, but not too bad for a free night’s stay.

Buying Liquor

You may purchase liquor in Mexico for a lot less than it costs in the USA. Mine was about half the price. Only ONE bottle per person may be brought back over the border. (Bring friends to carry back!)

I got some Captain Morgan. It did not taste quite the same and had a pretty icky taste to it, actually. I cannot attest to other brands. Also, I didn’t die.

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Yeah, at a Mexico bar. This is after a bit of tequila. With buds (and she’s one of my ‘wives’), Jaime and Scott. And we didn’t die.

Money Honey

Everywhere I went they took US dollars. Yay. No, nobody tried snatching it or anything from me on the street.

Finding A Good Dentist In Los Algodones

So yes, they have completely modern facilities. We went to Dental Betel. I took photos so naysayers would have to believe it was modern if they didn’t buy my word. They even have a website. My total for a cleaning was a mere 20 bucks.

Dentists in Los Algodones have a MUCH lower cost of operation and can charge much less. They don’t have to deal with insurance companies. Therefore, they stay super busy. I did see a place that said they take insurance. Not sure what that’s all about.

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In and out of the chair, and I didn’t die. All organs still intact.

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Nothing to fear here.

Was my cleaning thorough? I have to admit, not as thorough as in the USA. However, I keep my teeth pretty spotless, and there’s not much to do. In the US, they may be overdoing it. The only plaque I ever have is on the inside of my bottom front teeth. No cavities.

What do I use? I use this:

They could have done x-rays (I inquired) but they asked if I had any pain and, no, so they weren’t necessary.

I’m definitely going back next year. I do not have dental insurance. I definitely feel like I don’t ever need it again. Not at these prices.

Mexico does not have any accreditation process or licensing requirements, so get a recommendation from someone who has been. Or check Yelp and Tripadvisor for good ratings. Do a little homework before going!

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That’s my kind of dental cleaning bill!

Getting Eyeglasses In Los Algodones Mexico

For this, I went to one of the first places you see across the border- Algodones Optical. (OMG, they have a website TOO???) Yes, they are *that* modern. There are plenty of other reputable companies as well.

I got an eye test, including checking for glaucoma. I picked out my rims and lens typeย and came back to pick them up the next day. (Could have waited just an hour, but didn’t want to risk the line) ย Total: $120.

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Trying on different glasses at a spectacle store. (Is that what they’re called?)

I put them on and was disappointed that I couldn’t see (near) any better. I figured they had messed up my eye exam or something. I had a bad feeling about the whole thing for some reason. Maybe it was the woman we talked to that morning while walking across the border- she said glasses from Mexico just didn’t cut it for her.

She planted that seed and I had watched it sprout and come alive. I was very disappointed. Thought I had just thrown away $120.

Miffed, I decided to go back and ask them about it. They immediately re-checked them and noticed that they had been made for FAR sightedness. I needed near. They fixed them in about an hour. We went on our taco crawl, came back and BOOM! I could see up close perfectly with them on. YAY! Another win for Los Algodones. And no-one died.

Los Algodones Street Sales

You will be a bit bombarded by Mexicans on the street selling this or that dental or optical place. Just ignore them. It’s what they do. Unless you need services!

Also, the street vendors are pretty gregarious. They will do anything to persuade you to come in and buy something. You can ignore them. Or go in!

You can ALWAYS get the price down. Just start walking away. Never pay the first price offer, everything is negotiable. They will even give you free shots of tequila (Some places) to encourage you to buy! Watch out for that one. ย  : )

Buying Drugs In Los Algodones

Yes, you can buy drugs. They have a few drugstores just like in the USA, but with less stuff. You can buy shampoo, food, liquor, band-aids, aspirin, weird Mexican candy and treats, etc.

Be aware, it’s illegal to bring some drugs back into the USA. Cipro, the antibiotic, for one is considered illegal to bring into the USA. You can buy it there. Just don’t bring it over the border!

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Many a strange candy can be found.

You can, um, also get Viagra. Surely for much less than in the USA.

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They look pretty happy, don’t they? And what’s in the purple bags??

Anyway, there’s other stuff you can get for pennies on the dollar such as amoxicillin and penicillin. I won’t go into all the ins and outs here, but here’s a general list of rules and things to know.

You can get prescriptions filled from a US doctor also for pennies on the dollar. (As long as it’s legal to bring back across the border)

Ladies, you can also get SUPER inexpensive Retin-a in Mexico. You can get name brand or generic. It’s the same stuff. I bought one tube for $3, another for $5. Incredible! That stuff is like $150 in the USA. ๐Ÿ™„

We didn’t die doing that either.

Moral of the story is, if you seek cheap dental work or eyeglasses, or you just want to explore Los Algodones, you likely won’t die, get raped, murdered or body-snatched. You might even get a great deal!


28 thoughts on “Eyeglasses and Dental Work in Los Algodones MEXICO!? Am I Crazy?

  1. I knew about Algodones’ cheap dental and eyeglasses, but Retin-a? Damn – I need to renew my passport NOW.

    p.s. – IMO Captain Morgan is always ‘off.’ +1 on the tequila, tho ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    1. LOL! You leave my Captain Morgan out of this! ๐Ÿคฃ Yeah, I wouldn’t have known about the Retin-a either but my ‘wife’, Jaime sure knew about it! I got two tubes. I feel so gypped by the USA’s bullshit drug ‘cartel’ companies. Our system man…

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  2. We’re not about actually taking care of people here. Well, except for the people who hold stock in big pharma.

    I’m always looking for more ways to step away from the bullshit & appreciate your write-up on these big ones. If you come through Atlanta before we sell the house there’ll be a nearly full bottle of Captain with your name on it ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    1. Awe, thanks!! It’s true about ‘care’ here in the USA. No mention of diet is ever made from a doctor. They don’t even really get taught much about nutrition, or whatever they do, there’s no weight placed upon it. Selling drugs? MAJOR payday for them when they write a prescription. That should be illegal but it never will be as long as the drug companies can give out $$$ to lobby. Sad. I used to live in ATL long ago. Have a best friend in Marietta. : )

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      1. We’ve got a kid going to med school soon & he’s seen enough in his life that diet will be the first thing he tells a patient & exercise will be the 2nd. So there’s hope.

        His wife quit a job at a rheumatology practice where drug reps bought the staff lunch several times a week.

        I could go on :/ Libertarian. Sorry not sorry ๐Ÿ˜€

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      2. Dunno. But he’ll actually be an osteopath, which I think treats the body as a system, not a set of symptoms. So you’d think they would cover nutrition. Also, this “kid” is over 30 & had at one time let his diet & weight go to hell, so he’s got some experience there.

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  3. I didn’t understand your statement on prescriptions? When we go we just ask for a certain drug based on what we know we need.
    Haven’t used or been ask for a prescription in 6 years going to Mexico

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    1. Huh- I may have made a boo-boo there. I was looking at someone else’s blog about Los Algodones and they mentioned getting a prescription filled. Serves me right for not doing my research on that bit very well. Thanks for pointing that out. I have not filled any prescription there, so I have no business saying anything about it. I was thinking it would be for the ‘controlled’ drugs that you have to have a script here in the USA. However, I’m betting that’s wrong. Sorry about that!

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  4. We didn’t die either!

    We did, however, learn the “some dentists are better than others” lesson. The place where we went for our cleanings in December was Dental Laser in Nogales (south of Tucson), and got very good service and results for $35/each. Wrote about it here http://www.ownlessdomore.us/2017/01/09/pssst-if-you-go-to-a-dentist-in-mexico-to-save-money-awesome-tacos-afterward/

    In early February, I went to SaniDental in Los Algodones for laser whitening, and six weeks later my teeth still feel rough and sand-papery in places, like the enamel may *never* return to smooth and normal. Plus: not that much less yellow than when I went in. Plus: I was seen over an hour late. Plus: dentist was on the phone making some sort of travel arrangements for himself and his wife (I understand *just* enough Spanish) during my procedure, and didn’t explain what he was doing as he was doing it — and my entire face was covered so I couldn’t see. Oh, and before my appointment, we were taken across the courtyard for a sales pitch from an “associate” who wanted to sell us on some guru-swami healing massage therapy hyperbaric chamber shit. No.

    Takeaway: We’ll go back to Mexico for more dental work, but probably not back to Sani.

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  5. Holy moly! Yeah, I do mention to do some due dilligence and find someone a friend has recommended or that looks to have good reviews on Yelp at least. Not sure if they came recommended, but readers, DON’T GO THERE! LOL! I love that you knew just enough Spanish… I wish I knew more so in cases like that I could give someone shit if necessary. I read that there are about just over 500 dentists in Algodones. There’s got to be a few ‘off kilter’. Dang, hope your teeth become silky smooth again soon!

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  6. I have the same question as Bob regarding acquiring prescription drugs without a prescription. I have read all sorts of answers elsewhere, ranging from buying as much medication as you want w/o an actual prescription to buying only small and restricted amounts. So, I continue to be confused. By the way, I’m not talking about controlled drugs.

    I’m wondering if any of the readers here have actual experience purchasing prescription drugs (without an actual prescription) in Algodones and then returning across the border to the U.S.

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  7. Thanks to RV Chickadee for the link, but I will mention that the information is dated. I have found in my research that people are now saying that things are not so strict.

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    1. Hopefully someone will comment who does it. I do know you can get SOME drugs without a script that you would need a script for in the USA, such as Cipro. Just, not allowed to bring it into the USA. (Greedy ass drug companies.๐Ÿ˜ )

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